And Then I Woke Up.

And Then I Woke Up.

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And then I woke up.

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I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
I woke up to discover it had all been a terrible film...
The TRUTH--next, on the Rush Limbaugh program! then I woke up.
Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer, Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
-- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blue...
I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe. -- Tom Anderso
I woke up this morning... ( <- that's the entire song) -- A Short Blues, someone connected to Monty Python, perhaps Neil Innes?
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.