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With All Those Balls, Why Isn't Matzoh Macho?
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With all those balls, why isn't matzoh macho?
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And what are you doing with this ball, and all those other balls?...
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
-- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long
Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
Now I know why O.J. did all those Hertz commercials...practice.
Macho is among the leading causes of death.
MACHO: Jogging home from a vasectomy.
Opera: I like it, except for all those howling sopranos and caterwauling tenors.
(Why can't tenors sing like men?) -- Edward Abbey...
A recent survey conclusively proves that the reason why most women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning is because they haven't any balls to scratch.