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• Burns: Smithers, what are you doing up here? Home
  And what are you doing with this ball, and all those other balls?...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long
• Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
• Now I know why O.J. did all those Hertz commercials...practice.
• Macho is among the leading causes of death.
• MACHO: Jogging home from a vasectomy.
• Opera: I like it, except for all those howling sopranos and caterwauling tenors.
  (Why can't tenors sing like men?) -- Edward Abbey...
• A recent survey conclusively proves that the reason why most women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning is because they haven't any balls to scratch.