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• Good sopranos and tenors have resonance -- where others have brains.
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
• New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can survive anywhere.
  But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? -- Edward Abbey...
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Little boys love machines; girls adore horses; grown-up men and women like to walk.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• As a confirmed melancholic, I can testify that the best and maybe only antidote for melancholia is *action*.
  However, like most melancholics, I suffer also from sloth. -- Edward Abbey...
• Like any writer, I'd rather be read than dead. Like any serious *author*, I'd rather be dead than not read at all.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Books are like eggs--best when fresh. -- Edward Abbey
• The best people, like the best wines, come from the hills. -- Edward Abbey