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• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
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• Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
  But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestei...
• A guy returns from a long trip to Europe, having left his beloved dog in his brother's care.
  The minute he's cleared customs, he calls up his brother and inquires after his pet....
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Have you ever wondered why you always run out of breath when you throw up?
  Ah, but a man's retch should exceed his gasp, else what's a heaving for?...
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Once there was a little nerd who loved to read your mail
  And then yank back the i-access times to get hackers off his tail, And once as he finished reading from the secretary's spool, He wrote a rude rejection to her boyfriend (how uncool!...