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• Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Did you hear about the fun-loving young lady who insists she won't even consider marriage until she's gotten some experience under her belt.
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
• Did you hear about the Acapulco hooker who gives such prodigious head that she's known as the gulp of Mexico.
• Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.