Did You Hear About The New Rule At The Girls' School.
Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights
out by ten, candles by eleven.
Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into a home for girls and kissed everybody in the joint.
Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
U.D.'s to be admitted....
Did you hear about the Newfie girls that are using hockey pucks instead of tampons because they generally last for three periods.
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? ... Seats 500.
Did you hear that Sinead O'Connor is coming out with a new shampoo? It's a roll-on.
Did you hear about the sweet young journalism-school graduate who quit when she found out that the house organ she'd been hired to work on was attached to the editor.
Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for pumping ethyl behind the station.