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• Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.
  Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't you. -- "War of the Simpso...
• No one wants war.
• War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men. -- Cardinal Richelieu
• Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio
• A political war is one in which everyone shoots from the lip.
• SWAR Space War (in one instruction)
• WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.
  The student of history who has not been taught to expect the unexpected may justly boast himself inaccessible to the light....
• At any given moment, a society contains a certain amount of accumulated and accruing aggressiveness.
  If more than twenty-one years elapse without this aggressiveness being directed outward, in a popular war against other countries, it turns inward, in social unrest, civil disturbances, and political disruption....
• The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles Once upon a time
  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....