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• If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why one should Drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why one should drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.