While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an
elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know.
-- Groucho Marx
elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know.
-- Groucho Marx
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This morning I shot an elephnt in my pajamas.
How he got in my oajamas I'll neverknow. --Groucho... - Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir,
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Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning... - Ever shoot an elephant in your
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but i am already in my pajamas... - On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know
one of his contestants.
The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why... - I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho... - I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent,
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