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  -- Groucho Marx...
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me.
  And I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself! -- Groucho Marx....
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• Coconuts This morning I shot an elephnt in my pajamas.
  How he got in my oajamas I'll neverknow. --Groucho Marx...
• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)