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• While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
  How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know. -- Groucho Marx...
• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....
• My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa.
  Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31....
• I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
  Groucho Marx...
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
  .. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...