On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know
one of his contestants. The man told Groucho that he had 10 children.
"Why so many children?" Groucho asked. "Well, I love my wife", the man
answered. Groucho paused but a second, then said "I love my cigar but
I take it out of my mouth once in a while!"
one of his contestants. The man told Groucho that he had 10 children.
"Why so many children?" Groucho asked. "Well, I love my wife", the man
answered. Groucho paused but a second, then said "I love my cigar but
I take it out of my mouth once in a while!"
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one of his contestants.
The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why... - G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
S:
Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't... - My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
one.
Groucho... - My mother loved children -- she would
have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho... - My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx, 1890... - My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
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Groucho... - In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show,
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and so will my wife.
Groucho Marx (1890... - Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890...
