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• God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.
  Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
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• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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