I Bet A Fun Thing Would Be To Go Way Back In Time To Where There Was Going To Be An Eclipse And Tell The Cave Men, "If I Have Come To Destroy You, May The Sun Be Blotted Out From The Sky.

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I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to
be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the
sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and
they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about
the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey