A Funny Thing To Do Is, If You're Out Hiking And Your Friend Gets Bitten By A Poisonous Snake, Tell Him You're Going To Go For Help, Then Go About Ten Feet And Pretend That *you* Got Bit By A Snake.

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A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a
poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet
and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him
about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why
it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey