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• When the situation is desperate, it is too late to be serious. Be playful. -- Edward Abbey
• Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing. -- Edward Abbey
• Writers should avoid the academy. When a writer begins to accept pay for talking about words, we know what he will produce soo
  othing but words. -- Edward Abbey...
• Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the situation on the field
  This is what a fan loves most about the game. -- Edward Abbey...
• When in doubt, jump out. -- Edward Abbey
• There's nothing so obscene and depressing as an American Christmas. -- Edward Abbey
• Books are like eggs--best when fresh. -- Edward Abbey
• When the witch said Abradacabra, nothing happened. She's a hopeless speller. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper.
  -- Edward Abbey...