If I Was A Father In A Waiting Room, And The Nurse Came Out And Said, "Congratulations, It's A Girl," I Think A Good Gag Would Be To Get Real Mad And Yell, "A Girl!

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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said,
"Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag would be to get real mad
and yell, "A girl!? You must have me mixed up with THAT dork!" and point to
another father.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey