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• I like the whiskey old and the women young.
• I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen -- Old Testament -- Psalm xxxvii, 25
• I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
• Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed.
  If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes....
• I don't think it's fair to call people middle-aged just because they're not so young anymore.
  -- Syd Hoff...
• I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
  -- Paul Erdo...
• Well, I used to look like this when I was young, and now I still do. -- Yogi Berra
• I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no more mature than I am.
• Monica: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
  Mrs. Greene: You thought I was Rachel? Chandle...