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• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Q: "As I learn more and more, what it is to be human, I am more and more convinced that I would never make a good one.
  I don't have what it takes. Without my powers I'm frightened of everything....
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• I just say these things; I have no idea what they MEAN
• They say the best exercise takes place in the bedroom.
  I believe it, because that's where I get the most resistance. -- Jeff Shaw...
• No good deed goes unpunished. -- Clare Boothe Luce