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• When I was young, I used to have successes with women because I was young.
  Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part....
• The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
  By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -- W. Churchill...
• Nothing is less likely to appeal to young women than the opinions of old men on the pill.
• More whiskey! Faster horses! Looser women! More HD space!
• I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
• I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
• I like my women to be...well...hockey players!
• I like Triple "A" women (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere)