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• When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to attack.
  When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night....
• Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #55...
• Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #06
• You may be redneck... if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
• Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #57
• If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath, all the air would be on the other side of the room.
• Stay low, conserve ammo, and never deal with a Dragon.
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...
• Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. -- Mark Twai