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• The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #43...
• The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecure channel.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #54...
• The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #35...
• The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
• When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #19
• There is no such thing as military 'intelligence'. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #39
• Murphy was a grunt. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #62
• Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #14
• Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #17