Reckless Driver: A Motorist Who Passes You On The Highway In Spite Of All You Do To Prevent It.

Reckless Driver: A Motorist Who Passes You On The Highway In Spite Of All You Do To Prevent It.

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Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all
you do to prevent it.
-- "Laughs Unlimited"

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A truly reckless driver is one who passes you when you are already exceeding the speed limit.
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Sunbathing: A fry in the ointment. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Minuteman: A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a sandwich while the commercial is on television.
-- "Laughs Unlimited...
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Pedestrian: A guy who is sure there is still gas in the tank when the gauge points to "Empty".
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Tactless Person: Someone who says what everyone else is thinking. -- "Laughs Unlimited