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• There's too much sax and violins on public TV.
• There's not enough sax and violins on television.
• What's all this I hear about "endangered feces"?
• What's all this I hear about "presidential erections"?
• There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music!
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• What's this I hear about van pyres and wooden steaks?
• Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!
  ! Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!...
• Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
  No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....