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• Protect rare coprolites, they're an endangered feces.
• What's all this I hear about "sax and violins on TV"?
• I walked on toward Ploughwright, thinking about feces.
  What a lot we had found out about the prehistoric past from the study of fossilized dung of long-vanished animals....
• I walked on toward Ploughwright, thinking about feces.
  What a lot we had found out about the prehistoric past from the study of fossilized dung of long-vanished animals....
• What's this I hear about van pyres and wooden steaks?
• Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
  No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
• Shit Happens' according to... Linguist: What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri.
  (For non-Latin-speakers: feces tauri=the excrement of a bull)...
• Feces Occurs.