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There's Too Much Sax And Violins On Public TV.
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There's too much sax and violins on public TV.
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There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music!
What's all this I hear about "sax and violins on TV"?
There's not enough sax and violins on television.
There's too much sex on TV. People really should use the bed!!!!
Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
Don't worry, Dad. Maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle happens.
-- Bart's been watching too much TV, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
SAX PLAYERS are horny
Historical Overdosing: To live in a period of time when too much seems to happen.
Major symptomes include addiction to newspapers, magazines, and TV news broadcasts....
Too much is never enough...