Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?
What is all this stuff?
Bart: Nothing. Some stupid country thinks I owe them money.
Lisa: Uh oh. Bart, you better talk to Mom and Dad about this.
Bart: [walking into TV room] Hey, guys? Just so you don't hear any
wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: [scoffs] That's no reason to block the TV.
Marge: Oh my...
-- Homer, to the point as usual, "Bart vs. Australia"
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?
What is all this stuff?
Bart: Nothing. Some stupid country thinks I owe them money.
Lisa: Uh oh. Bart, you better talk to Mom and Dad about this.
Bart: [walking into TV room] Hey, guys? Just so you don't hear any
wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: [scoffs] That's no reason to block the TV.
Marge: Oh my...
-- Homer, to the point as usual, "Bart vs. Australia"
Related:
- Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: I think she likes my present better.
\<
Bart:
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: ... - Homer shuts off the TV]
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'?
Homer: Daddy has very important work to do.
He's looking through the want ads to find... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart...
