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• What's all this I hear about "presidential erections"?
• What's all this I hear about "endangered feces"?
• What's all this I hear about "sax and violins on TV"?
• Gimp Gump.........Guess what I have in my wooden leg!
• Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
  Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
• If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe
• Helen: That's crazy! And _what_ are those men doing under my van?
  [the men flee the van] Wiggum: Look, lady, if I was you, I would just leap into the air as I am preparing to do....
• You hear what she said Mordock? She said I was cute.
  "Is that good, Wesley?" Yes...I think. -- Wesley and Mordock about Oliana, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416....