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• The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• Want A Free Lunch, Get Elected to the US Congress.
• I entertain myself by trying to get my computer to work.
• Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1: Get elected.
  2: Get re-elected. 3: Don't get mad, get even. -- Sen. Everett Dirkse...
• Am I elected yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Are you trying to get into the cave?
• If you wants to get elected president, you've got to think up some memorable homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, The Pogo Party...
• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party...