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• Read the manual before entering the cave - You might get killed otherwise.
• There is a wicked Necromancer in the room with you named Melkor.
  He is is very dangerous and I would advise you to get away quickly, unless you you know the magic spell to rid the cave of his presence....
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• There is a ferocious cave bear eying you from the far end of the room!
• The staff suddenly screams, "He's back in the cave! And he's looking for for YOU!!
• You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
  -- Heathcote William...