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• The other major kind of computer is the 'Apple,' which I do not recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama new-age computer that you basically just plug in and use.
  This means you don't get to participate in the most entertaining aspect of computer owning, which is trying to get the computer to work....
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  Admin: Are you sure that all the connections are hooked up properly?...
• My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO?
• I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller. -- Steven Wrigh
• The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.