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• No free lunch in an ecosystem.
• There is no such thing as a free lunch.
• There's no such thing as a free lunch. FRIEDMAN
• Is the U.S. Congress hampered by greedlock?
• If there's no free lunch, I'll settle for breakfast.
• There's no such thing as a free lunch. -- Milton Friendma
• The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
• Bart didn't get one vote? Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
  -- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Crane's Law: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.