Related:

• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
• The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
  (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....
• Want A Free Lunch, Get Elected to the US Congress.
• What principles? I'm trying to get elected!
• A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
  -- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budge...
• Don't get even... get mad! -- THE KILLING JOKE
• The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.