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• The problem with political jokes is they get elected. -- Henry Cate VII
• Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• Want A Free Lunch, Get Elected to the US Congress.
• What principles? I'm trying to get elected!
• Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1: Get elected.
  2: Get re-elected. 3: Don't get mad, get even. -- Sen. Everett Dirkse...
• Fool enough people to get elected. -- Liberal Rule #12
• A political campaign is when the candidate tells what he stands for and the election is when the voters tell if they can stand for his being elected.
• Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. -- Frank Dane