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• Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart. We just won't be together.
  I cannot believe I just said that. -- Rimmer, talking about Nirvana in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
  ..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
• Nirvana: What do you do when you want to have sex? Rimme
  We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid? -- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Rimmer's Father: I just wanted to say... Rimmer: Yes?
  Rimmer's Father: I just wanted to say...you're a total smeghead!...
• Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
  I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
• Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
  You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
• Petersen: Have you seen Rimmer's arm? Chen: No, I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback!
  -- Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• Sir, I beg you to reconsider. If not for your sanity, you haven't even considered the moral implications of your decision.
  You will be joining a society where you will be compelled to have sex with beautiful woman twice daily, on demand....