Welcome To Our Ool. Notice There's No P In It. Please Keep It That Way.
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
-- Sign seen at a swimming pool
Please feel welcome until further notice.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
Welcome to the jungle. Please observe our laws.
Someone put live piranha in our swimming pool. If we don't swim there anymore, the piranha will starve.
SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
-- Sign in a Tokyo hotel...
Whipsplash - Compulsion to shove someone into a swimming pool.
C I T Y P L A N N ING -- Sign seen on doo
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
.. Please aim properly. -- Sign seen at a restaurant toile...