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• Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
  -- Sign seen at a swimming pool...
• Please feel welcome until further notice.
• Aelborne: "You are our visitors. Welcome, welcome." -- "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
• Marge: You look...nice. Ruth: Tonight has nothing to do with "nice".
  Tonight's all about -- [She puts in a tape...
• Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days you've run wild and insisted on chatting with persons who've never existed.
  Such carryings-on in our peaceable jungle! We've had quite enough of you bellowing bungle!...
• Incongruous - Where most of our laws are concocted.
• What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.
  -- Werner Karl Heisenberg (1901-1976) German physici...
• In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.