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• Whipsplash - Compulsion to shove someone into a swimming pool.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
• People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water.
  Then it comes out into water. I guess it probably would be less traumatic for the baby, but certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool....
• Lillehammer? You must have seen me swimming in cold wate
• A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
  -- In an East African newspape...
• Someone put live piranha in our swimming pool. If we don't swim there anymore, the piranha will starve.
• Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
  -- Sign seen at a swimming pool...
• Quote #443 Putting smokers and non-smokers in the same room is like having a urinating and a non-urinating section in a swimming pool.
  -- Ross Parke...
• A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century.