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• Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
• Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
  -- Sign seen at a swimming pool...
• If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when you get on the plane?
  Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system....
• All ships will be in a holding pattern till further notice.
• Welcome to the jungle. Please observe our laws.
• Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing...
• Please feel free to leave me messages.
• Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
  -- Sign in a Tokyo hotel...
• THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH. (If you have already settled this account, please disregard this notice.
  )...