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• Please do not steal towel. If you are not such person to do such thing, please do not read notis.
  -- Sign in Japaneese hotel...
• Sign here please:___________________________Thanks.
• Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
  -- Sign seen at a swimming pool...
• Please to bathe inside the tub. -- In a Japanese hotel room
• Please, read the Skeptical Inquirer!
• Please steal this tagline, and spread it around the world.
• Please feel welcome until further notice.
• Writers, composers, entertainers and such know an awful truth
  it is easier to please a million people you don't know than to please one person you do know....
• If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when you get on the plane?
  Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system....