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• Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
  Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
• Monica: Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future?
  Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy about me, and who's absolutely perfect for me, and there's like zip going on!...
• Wait! I thought you were blind! -- Luke (Star Wars)
• We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
  And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....
• Be where you are, and go where you're going.
• Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
  [Walks over to the organ] Take five, Mrs. Feesh. [Begins playing "The Entertainer" badly] Wait, wait, I can do this....
• Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?
  Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on the couch] Dad, I love you, but -- [angry] you're a weird, sore-headed old crank and nobody likes you!...
• A chronic borrower begged an old friend to lend him a hundred dollars.
  "I'll pay it back the minute I return from Chicago," he promised....
• Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!