A Chronic Borrower Begged An Old Friend To Lend Him A Hundred Dollars.

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A chronic borrower begged an old friend to lend him a hundred dollars.
"I'll pay it back the minute I return from Chicago," he promised. "Exactly
what day are you returning?" the friend asked. The man shrugged. "Who's
going?"
-- Myron Cohen

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