A Man Gets On A Train With His Little Boy, And Gives The Conductor Only One Ticket.

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A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one
ticket. "How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's
four years old." "He looks at least twelve to me," says the conductor. And
the father says, "Can I help it if he worries?"
-- Robert Benchley