The Space People Think That TV News Programs Are Comedies, And That Soap Operas Are News.

The Space People Think That TV News Programs Are Comedies, And That Soap Operas Are News.

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The Space People think that TV news programs are comedies, and that
soap operas are news.

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Fantasy is a crutch for people who can't handle soap operas.
There is news.
The TV News Anchorman: Maury Po
Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
For the rest of my life, whenever it rains, I will think of him and smile.
-- Liza Minnelli on Gene Kelly, CBS-TV news, February 2, 1996...
No news is good news.
TV Truth: In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
Only in soap operas are all of life's crises resolved by Friday.
ews: gotcha