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To Smokers: If You Smoke, May I Fart In Your Face?
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To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
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To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can crap in your cup.
To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can piss in your cup.
I fart in your general direction.
To Smokers: Frankly, I'd prefer if you'd fart.
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.
You may smoke. You may also burst into flames and die.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, "Hey, mind if I smoke?
I always say, "No. Mind if I fart?" -- Steve Marti...
