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You May Be Redneck... If Your Dog Can Smoke A Cigarette.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
You may be redneck... if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You may be redneck... if your idea of a "gourmet meal" comes from a can.
You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
You may be redneck... if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You may be redneck... if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
