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• A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched. -- Will Roge
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
• Fry: Ooh, Big Pink. It's the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham.
  Bender: And it pinkens your teeth while you chew....
• Yes, I know I'm off-topic. Thank you for your concern.
• I thank you for your voices: thank you: Your most sweet voices.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Coriolanus -- Act ii, Sc. 3...
• To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can crap in your cup.
• To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can piss in your cup.
• Someday I may surprise you and say something nice.... But don't hold your breath.