The Only Thing That Bothers Me Is If I'm In A Restaurant And I'm Eating And Someone Says, "Hey, Mind If I Smoke?

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The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and
someone says, "Hey, mind if I smoke?" I always say, "No. Mind if I fart?"
-- Steve Martin

I don't mind arguing with myself. Its when I lose that it bothers me. -- Richard Powe
I don't mind arguing with myself. It's when I lose that it bothers me. -- Richard Powe
Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!
I don't mind occasionally having to reinvent a wheel
I don't even mind using someone's reinvented wheel occassionally....
My Mom always told me that sex was a dirty, ugly, horrible thing that I was only to do with someone I loved.
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board

The Only Thing That Bothers Me Is If I'm In A Restaurant And I'm Eating And Someone Says, "Hey, Mind If I Smoke?

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