Traveling Faster Than Light, But Left His Sneakers Behind.
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.
A Soviet emigre climbs on a dinner table to change a light bulb.
His girlfriend tries to put a newspaper under his dirty sneakers....
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Alle...