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• A child tells in the street what its father and mother say at home. -- The Talmud
• Now some guys they just give up livin', And start dyin' little by little, piece by piece.
  Some guys come home from work and wash up, And go racin' in the street....
• She's such a kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother.
  She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street....
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
  I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Bart: Otto-Man? You're living in a dumpster? Otto
  Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line....
• Metallurgists do it in the street.
• Speaking as a man in the street...AAAUUUGGGHHH!